No Interruptions

New Hoodie, I like it.

Xoxo Lethal

Once upon a Friday night …

Don’t have too much fun with this. Or do. In fact, it’s kind of hard not to … and it is Friday, after all. Time to throw on your jewel-toned, floor-length, velour trench, and live it up a little.

Xoxo Lethal

On a scale of one to ten, I give you WILD

There was a time not long ago when Wild Ones, the epic Flo-Rida/Sia collaboration, was played daily, loudly, and on repeat by yours truly. A trifecta of ahmazing. Then I got swept up in the boy band craze, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing at all … But now I’m back to loving wild ones, whether we’re talking wild in a truly rowdy sense or wild in the sense of I am absolutely WILD for your voice, Cal Shapiro. Smooth like butta, you keep doing your thing.

Xoxo Lethal

The Law, Soviet-style

Arturas Zuokas, the fiesty mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, managed to snag himself the Ig Nobel Peace Prize last year for his innovative parking policies. As long as it doesn’t happen to you, it’s funny, right?

Xoxo Lethal

Bottle those wits

For a mere $75, you can have your very own battle of wits Princess Bride-style with bottles of wine! Two, in fact: an As You Wish white and an Inconceivable cabernet. Is there really anything you’d prefer to do than sit around drinking some wine while casually tossing around the multitude of epic quotes from this film? Youtube that shit.

Xoxo Lethal

Leprechauning like a boss

An Irish boss, that is. Mob boss, perhaps, boss of the bar, definitely. Crank up this song, drink a beer or three, and embark on a weekend full of shenanigans. The leprechauning starts now, are you in or are you in?

Xoxo Lethal

You hid what, where?

So, so many questions. Are they heavy? Can you even walk with that load? When you walk, do they fall from their gingey perch, leaving a trail of shame behind you? Have your chances with the ladies improved since discovering you had this power?

And, the one that’s going to keep me up all night: has anyone ever asked to borrow a pen?

Xoxo Lethal

Recommended

1. Going to see the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, a somewhat long and not always perfectly representing the book’s storyline, but well-worth the $12.

2. Taking a quick trip to Bloomingdale’s at White Flint mall for 40% off the entire store, in place through February.

3. And finally, less of a recommendation and more of an aha moment, perhaps a little bit on the late side but still delightfully entertaining …

I SEE YOU, Mark Wahlberg. Or should I say, Marky Mark you funky fella. So JT of you. Or is it the other way around? I don’t care, I’m loving it.

Xoxo Lethal

All I Want For Christmas Is ..

… To Never with a capital N see the video below again. My favorite holiday song is, without a doubt, All I Want For Christmas Is You. It’s magical, especially the Olivia Olsen rendition from another holiday favorite, Love Actually. It’s a delight to hear, and even more of a delight to watch. Unlike this one.

Raise your hand if you feel uncomfortable. I know I do. I like Mariah, and I like her original rendition of this song. The singing is still good in this version, at least when it’s Miss Mariah singing and not JBiebz. But I only enjoy it when I don’t have to see her shaking it all up on the wall. Mariah, youz a mama now! JBiebz could be your child! And he may or may not have fathered a child himself! The levels of inappropriateness are off the charts. I’m over it, I’m never trying to replace Olivia Olsen again.

Xoxo Lethal

80’s man gems

Wooo baby, check this baby out. I assure you, it will be well worth your time.

See? Wasn’t I right? Gem after gem after gem of man friends just lining up to choose from. It’s really just the absolute worst that I wasn’t around in the 80’s to hit up this hotline and find me a boyfraaannndd.

Xoxo Lethal